I make demented web stuff for work and for play. You may have seen my creations in the B3ta newsletter, which I write every week, and on the B3ta website which I co-founded. Contact me via robmanuel AT gmail DOT com

• Nuts About Film - an animated quiz for the Barbican (with Joel Veitch / Tomboy Virals) - currently hosted here as the Barbican campaign is over.
• Van Weasel - animation for Capital Radio (with David Stevenson / Tomboy Virals)
• Huge Cock - film for Virgin Trains (With Joel Veitch / Ben Wheatley / Tomboy Virals)
• Diarrhea Dan - game for BBC (with David Stevenson)
• Tricky Flicky - DVD art quiz for Scenta (with Mike Trinder / War Elephant)
• Crop of the Pops - album art quiz for Scenta (with Mike Trinder / War Elephant)
  
• Handbag friends - animation and song for Random House.

I've stuck up a few scans of newspaper and magazine coverage.

• Victor Lewis-Smith - break-bumpers for You're Fayed, titles & break-bumpers for the Michael Carroll documentary.
• Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure DVD - animated music video.
• Look Around You - animated insert in this popular BBC comedy.
• SoTV - commissioned me to produce B3ta TV, a pilot based on the B3ta website.

I sell sponsorship of the B3ta newsletter, generally to agencies who wish to promote their latest client sites. Buyers include Sony, BBC, and Channel4.

Partly as a test of courage in late 2005 I booked a 150 seat theatre and sold tickets to 'A Brief History of Saving the Web'. I told a lot of dirty jokes, gave a few insights into my theories on web stuff and everybody cheered. Subsquently advertising agency Wieden+Kennedy asked me to deliver the same talk to their creatives. Which was a lot of fun.

Absolutely. Get in touch if there's something you want to talk about. Contact via robmanuel AT gmail DOT com

Sure - you can download my mp3s if you like. I've even popped in a few bonus tracks for the truly hardcore.

• Cursor Love Bunny: Erik Satie - Trois Gymnopedies and Wedlock- I'm The Fuck You Man.
• What's New Pussy Cat: The Meowmix advert tune
• P45 Generator: Goodbye-ee - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore
• Name that beard: Rasputin by Luna and Jihad by The Sisterhood.

No. It's not my song to send you.

Oh go on then. That and more can be found in my cafepress shop.

I've put some of the chords in this file.

That would be great, but please don't copy the files to your own site, or frame my work. Thanks.

As long as it's a non-commercial project and you credit my work - then it's cool.

I suggest setting yourself a quick project, and using the help files when you get stuck. That's what I did. However, people tell me that flashkit has some good tutorials.

I wrote a poem once. But I kept quiet about it. You're going to go pink from shame when a future colleague finds it online in 5 years time.

You'll be wanting Chill Out, The Guvnor, Webxercise, Balloony and Black Chicks, White Knickers.