Chords to Rob Manuel's songs. http://www.b3ta.co.uk/ -------------------------------------- SHE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR (All using a barre chord of the E or Em shape. Although the guitar is tuned down to D rather than E. Because I am ROCK.) -------------------------------------- She's in a... (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz she's a (Am) (G) (F) (G) babe yeah yeah yeah - she's in a (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz she's a (Am) (G) (F) (G) babe yeah yeah yeah (F) (G) She snaped her high-heel (F) (G) And now she got 4 wheels She's in a... (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz I'm her (Am) (G) (F) (G) slave yeah yeah yeah - she's in a (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz she's a (Am) (G) (F) (G) babe yeah yeah yeah She... (Am) (G) (F) (G) says that our love is wrong ...she (Am) (G) (F) (G) Won't let me sing this song ...but (Am) (G) (F) (G) I can't fight the love I feel, coz (Am) (G) (F) (G) I like pushing from behind the wheel, she's in a She's in a... (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz she's a (Am) (G) (F) (G) babe yeah yeah yeah - she's in a (Am) (G) (F) (G) Wheel chair - but I don't care - coz she's a (Am) (G) (F) (G) babe yeah yeah yeah (F) (G) And then she left me alone (F) (G) And now I'm feeling so lonely, without (Am) her.... -------------------------------------- SMOKE A FAG All barre chords expect the A minor - which is the normal 3 finger jobbie. -------------------------------------- Verse: Am / F / G / Am Am / F / G / Am Chorus: Em / Am Em / Am F / G Am you're (Am) sitting in the office, you're (F) feeling a little bit bored, you've (G) emailed your mates / read the online news, so (Am) what else is there to do? well I say there is an answer sitting right next to you it's three inches long it's / it'll make you feel strong so you know what to do (Em) (Am) SMOKE A FAG (Em) (Am) SPARK ONE UP (F) SMOKING IS GREAT (G) (Am) IT'S REALLY COOL OH YEAH ciggies make you friends ciggies make you look cool I wanna smoke 'til the die I die coz momma - I ain't no fool ------------------------------------ DRINK (All using a barre chord of the E or Em shape.) ------------------------------------ And (Am) if you find you've got troubles then (G) have a little drink (Am) if you find relationships hard then (G) have a little drink - it is your (F) friend - your only (F) Friend - AND if you find you've lost your job have a little drink if you find relationships hard then have a little drink - it is your friend your only friend pat your self on your back and reward yourself with booze don't listen to the squares that say you've got everything to loose go and have a drink all there is is drink go on and drink ------------------------------------ I NEED THE TOILET (All using a barre chord of the E shape.) ------------------------------------ (D) I need the toilet (G) I need a shit (A) going to do it on the (D) Carpet (D) I need the toilet (G) I need a shit (A) going to do it on the (D) Carpet (D) Shit time (G) Shit Time (A) Need a fucking (D) shit (D) Shit time (G) Shit Time (A) Need a fucking (D) shit ------------------------------------ THE SLEEPY KITTEN SONG (Use open chord shapes for verse and Barre chords for the chorus. Oh and I added an A flat bass note to the A Major 7 chord to make the sequence sound as it it was descending.) ------------------------------------ (A) I want to stay in bed (A Major 7) I'm such a sleepy head (D) (E) I'm sticking my alarm clock back on snooze (A) I'll get up in bit (A Major 7) my head it feels like shit (D) (E) I promise for the last time "no more booze" (G) (D) wake up my sleepy (A) (A) friend - you gotta wake up now (G) (D) wake up my sleepy (A) (A) friend - there's things to do tomorrow I will do it I don't think that I blew it I'm the king of doing my homework on the bus life is good this way but I don't be earning pay I don't be doing nothing that I must * repeat chorus * life is just a yawn from the day since I was born I was living in my bed inside my dreams but life is catching up my mates are growing up and changing all the world whilst I sleep (chorus with different words) (G) (D) (A) (A) these winter mornings are so cold (G) (D) (A) (A) I could of had it all but now I'm too old - FUCK.